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Clearly it should have said “If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try. Unless it’s rape. Rape’s probably not a good thing to try.”

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I just love the sounds the newscaster makes. I think I’ve watched this 20 times in a row now. 

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Yes. YES.

Yes. YES.

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Stephen Colbert visits the Neil Degrasse Tyson at the Hayden Planetarium [x]

Literally my two favorite people. 

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My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

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Life at times. 

Life at times. 

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I love Zach Galifianakis. 

I love Zach Galifianakis. 

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My thought exactly.

My thought exactly.

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Those glasses. 

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When someone tells me they work out before 7AM

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Jeff Goldblum, the fantastic. Source: imgur

Jeff Goldblum, the fantastic. Source: imgur